Moffat Mungazi
BLABBER wanted to devote acres of space on this other unfolding drama at this other popular high school where the headmaster and the female school development chairperson are said to be playing the hide the sausage game.
But for some reason, Yours Truly really wants to get to the bottom of the matter, verify its authenticity and as usual, you will be the first with the news, gentle readers of this widely read column.
In fact, Blabber’s attention was suddenly swayed to the nasty video clip that has gone viral, depicting a man in his birthday suit on top of a vehicle along the highway from our beautiful city to that other city where they never sleep.
Blabber was so disturbed that the boy is very familiar in our streets, and those who are given to the wise waters usually meet him in different watering holes around the city.
He is no stranger at most of the uptown watering holes as he ordinarily interacts with colleagues.
This is the reason why the short video clip, filmed while in his birthday suit, shocked many of us.
That he started by smashing the vehicle windows, before getting on its rooftop in broad daylight along a busy highway, leaves us wondering whether he was high on something or this could be another case of juju backfiring.
Surely, how could one badly damage the same vehicle he untended to sell upon arriving at his destination, and let along remove his clothes in a highway?
There is more to these runner’s shenanigans than what meets the eye!
In the same breath, Blabber is still wondering whether this other well-known young boreholes drilling entrepreneur was on drugs or was it a case of juju when he recently started gallivanting and ranting about different businesspeople whom he accused of deserting him in his hour of needy.
The boy once lived a lavish lifestyle and stayed in the leafy suburbs of the city, but all of a sudden he started staying in that other sprawling high density suburb in the periphery of the city.
At that point, he even could not afford to pay for a public transport ride into town, let alone a one-dollar plate of lunch.
While we all referred to him as “King”, we were shocked to see him living a life of a pauper, and producing some video clips on the social media where he complained about being neglected by friends that used to roll with him.
Yours Truly was really happy to see him this week driving around town, and word on the street has it that he is back on his feet, managing his business like he used to do before.
But the question on everyone’s lips is that when things went wrong, was it all about juju backfiring or it was yet another case of drug abuse gone wrong.
